On installing an iPod

Today I got my iPod mini, and Magnus got his Mac mini. It was probably the same TNT guy who delivered them.

After putting it in my pants and taking a picture, just like Magnus did (yes, that’s an insider joke), I proceeded to plug it in.

So here are the steps required to install an iPod under Windows.

  • Eagerly unwrap the iPod and the dock.
  • Optional: put it in your pants and take a picture.
  • Plug the Firewire cable into the PC and connect the dock, and put the iPod in the dock.
  • Wait while nothing happens.
  • Unpack the USB cable, and plug it straight into the iPod.
  • Wait while nothing happens.
  • Spot the “Install software before connecting iPod” sticker.
  • Install software.
  • Do the mandatory Windows™ reboot.
  • Yay, is working! Format it, copy a few songs to it.
  • Sigh at the crappy USB 1.1 on your motherboard.
  • Put the iPod back in the Firewire-connected dock.
  • Wait while nothing happens.
  • Wonder if dock is broken.
  • Realize that you need to push the iPod into the dock with holy crap, did I break it? force.
  • Do the mandatory Windows™ reboot, since Windows needs to reinstall drivers every time you put external hardware in a port it hasn’t been connected to before. Roll eyes, think degrading thoughts about Gates, all that.
  • All is well with the world.

The dock does look a bit flimsy and plastic, but it has some nice weight to it, is quite sturdy, and has a rubber bottom to prevent it from sliding around.


One Comment to “On installing an iPod”  

  1. 1 Roo

    Wait, so putting it in your pants is optional? Oh fuck.. no wonder my housemates moved out and spraypainted “iPod fucker!” on my windows ;)

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