Pronoun arithmetic d’oeuvre! Belying sapling helmsmen dulcet! Cooperate pitt courage!
Those are all genuine spam subjects that arrived at my Yahoo account (which I keep mainly as a dump address for stupid sites that require registration).
You know, that’s a really interesting technique the spammers use to bypass statistical spam filters. Especially since all those rarely used words only help the filter to identify spam.
At least I don’t get any spam to my personal address, apart from the occasional Brazilian spam that automatically gets nuked. I get tons more of referral spam, which I find a lot more annoying. If I spot referral spam, into the killfile you go.