Shopping list
- Spaghetti
- Tomato purée — much better than ketchup for cooking
- Lots and lots of Coke
- White bread
- Sunflower bread
- Boiled ham
- Cheese
- Stuff to make a salad of — tomatoes, cucumber, red onion, lettuce and whatever else that’s a vegetable and looks like it could fit in a salad
- Feta cheese (for the salad)
- Cooking margarine
I like cooking. I’m a far cry from a master chef, but that doesn’t stop me from enjoying some gastronomical warfare. While we’re at it, Cooking for losers looks useful for those who lack gastronomical inspiration or are just lazy. Or losers.
I’ll be making a Greek salad for lunch. Or breakfast, rather. No black olives, though. Don’t like them. No salad is complete without olive oil or black balsam vinegar. Mmm.
For tonight, I’ll make a curry Stroganoff with rice, and a light salad to that.
Do I sound like a professional chef or what?