Glory
k5 post: “As a Brit we spend all our time criticising our country and monarchy, right up until we enter a different country whereupon we will fight the locals in order to further the glory of our country. Especially if they’re football fans. And we are armed with traditional Crusade weaponry, such as café chairs and beer bottles.”
Same topic: “Mindless patriotism is fun to mess with. I recall with fondness my HS principle explaining to me that ‘Sieg heil!’ was not the proper way to salute the American flag. My history teacher wasn’t happy when I wrote a paper explaining that once every 20 years or so America feels the urge to go bomb some brown folks (fuck him, I still say I’m right on that).”