I 0wn Google

Jan 29, 2003
Johan Svensson

Well, lookie here. I’m number one if you google for my name. And my name, I might add, could hardly be called a unique Swedish name.

I’m seriously dumbfounded at this. Exactly what gave my site such a high pagerank? I’m very highly ranked on various RSS related searches as well, thanks to the Audrey page. Yup, I’m puzzled.

Well, this clearly means that I am the Alpha Male of all Johan Svenssons. My lawyers and bone breakers will get in touch with all others bearing my name, that they might grovel before me and pay me royalties for continued usage of my name.

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  1. Tomas says:
    January 30, 2003 at 19:42

    i’m the fourth “tomas” in the world, the first “tomas jogin” and the first “jogin”, yeah baby.

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