A geeky Christmas
better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus town
cat /etc/passwd >>list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >>nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >>giftlist
santa claus town
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad || good
for (goodness sake) {
be good }
(Via Boing Boing.)