Foreplay taken to the next level
game girl advance: Sex in Games: Rez Vibrator. In the quiet words of Mr. Anderson; “woah.” Choice quote:
Do all grrl-gamer articles include pictures of the authors taking off their pants and spreading their legs for the camera? Maybe I need to read this site more often.
Evil taken to the next level: the Ketchup Song as ringtone for your phone. Quoth the always eloquent Dean Allen of Textism:
It is the opinion of the author that this song — to paraphrase Glenn Gould — is twelve bars of brilliance surrounded by three and a half minutes of sticky tedium (no gimmick is left untried: from a wandering rubber-twang guitar lead on loan from ‘La Vida Loca’, to slatherings of futbol-arena organ, to a glib rhythm track so close and overproduced it might as well come in ones and zeroes). It’s the sort of instant dance hit that makes your ass move the first and second time you hear it; by the fifth you want to slice your ears off.
It’s a twisted world. On a side note, I’m currently ranked as #4 on Google if you search for “pure crap.”